They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But...– Tommaso Ferraris (via llollitta)
lizzlemcguizzle: i take you to the candy shop
Is getting sent an emoji of a rose our generation’s version of getting flowers?
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
I Didn't Win Any Pulitzer Prizes This Year →
ohlivyuhuxtable: by Jesse Eisenberg I was awarded zero Pulitzer Prizes this year. This egregious omission follows last year’s receipt of no Pulitzer Prizes, and continues my twenty-nine-year streak of not receiving even one of these prizes. The Pulitzer Prize was created in 1917, and is awarded in twenty-one categories, none of them to me. Overlooked in the nonfiction category was an e-mail...
tyleroakley: For a moment, I was unsure if he was feeling it.
First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4! AHHHHHHH
Foucault or Tortise--A handy rule of thumb guide!
tortoisefoucault: Not sure if it’s Michel Foucault or a Tortoise? This rule of thumb guide will help you make this distinction with 75% accuracy! Is there post-structuralism? It’s probably Foucault. Is there a large shell? It’s probably a tortoise. Is there hair? It’s probably neither. Try it out! Foucault or Tortoise? Great work! What about this one? Good job you rock, you’re a champ!
nosdrinker: yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
With the smell of bon fire in hair, one might also be exposed to new sides of their new friends. An interesting way to end my semester, makes me wonder what’s yet to come.